Comments on: The Worst PC in America: Found!

By: Cole Powell

Cole Powell — Mon, 24 May 2010 06:50:43 +0000

my best friend has been in an Anger Management class for 2 months now, he improved a lot when dealing with anger.~*;

By: Tech

Tech — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:08:51 +0000

It won’t take him long to make the new PC look like the old one.

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:28:09 +0000

I have a friend who goes through computers like they were water. He managed to break his Macbook and his Mac Pro on more than one occasion. Eventually he was convinced it was due to Apple and switched to Windows machines. In the past year he’s completely killed one new i7 machine and is on his 4th laptop, clearly it wasn’t Apple. :D

Sometimes people are just really hard on their hardware.

By: Will

Will — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:55:11 +0000

Dude, Reynaldo, now you’re making me feel bad for having said anything. Yes, you computer really sucks, and I really do hope that you have better luck with he new one. That line about wandering in Hell was really funny.

By: ReynaldoRiv

ReynaldoRiv — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:49:12 +0000

I TRIED to be creative in my description of my down trodden MBP… When I read my original entry to my brothers they cracked up (particularly at the bit about my empathy for the poor sod wandering Hell with flayed flesh and missing limbs) Actually I was afraid of the brain entry and seriously thought he might win, he had me in stitches by the end of it. In any case I seriously need this computer and you can bet your first two children I’ll be more aware of my computer’s location.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:31:32 +0000

The stacking on top of the pokemon cases does make me giggle for some crazy reason. I sadly thought I had a lock with my altered Odyssey sketch but unfortunately my entry level understanding of French continues to not pay off. Damn you French language!

By: Will

Will — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:21:00 +0000

Alright Harry, I got your message. I guess you right, I just hope he has better luck. Way better luck.

By: Harry McCracken

Harry McCracken — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:17:24 +0000

If the goal of the contest had been to find the person in America most likely to treat a new PC gingerly, we would have had a different winner, and it would have been a different contest. Me, I’ve sometimes had computers end up in shaky shape at least in part due to my own clumsiness and rough treatment, so I have a soft spot for computers that have seen better days, and the people who own them…

I LOVED the entry by the gent who entered his own brain, incidentally, but I’m guessing that at least as many people would be disgruntled if he’d won…

–Harry

By: Will

Will — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:36:27 +0000

Wow Harry, I don’t mind losing, but to a guy that obviously treats his computers in much same way he probably treated his matchbox cars as a kid? Thats just messed up. If I was going to pick anybody, based on creativity, you know like in the rules, I would have picked the guy who entered his own brain.

And Tom, good luck with this one. If you’re really lucky, maybe Harry will give you another new one in about 3 years.

By: Don

Don — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:28:53 +0000

Oh, man, Reynaldo–you’ll be the envy of the computing world with your new Envy. What a sweet machine! But please keep it away from non-Teflon surfaces, beds, and mouse shit.