The 25 Most Notable Quotes in Tech History
Legendary sound bites that made sense, made history--or just made us laugh.By Harry McCracken | Monday, November 9, 2009 at 11:53 pm
15. Arthur C. Clarke, science fiction legend:
Googleosity: 242,000
Quote type: Insightful epigram.
Circumstances of origin: In the 1973 edition of Clarke’s book Profiles of the Future, codified as Clarke’s Third Law.
Why it’s notable: Because it gives everybody who creates tech products such a lofty, worthwhile goal to shoot for. For all the remarkable technologies in our lives, how many of them are truly “sufficiently advanced” by Clarke’s measure?
14. Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft:
Googleosity: 219,000
Quote type: Single-minded war chant.
Circumstances of origin: Ballmer did his thing at a developers’ conference in 2000, a few days after performing his equally unforgettable Monkey Boy dance at a celebration of Microsoft’s 25th anniversary.
Why it’s notable: Well, because it’s so damn strange (and perversely endearing), for one thing. You wanna look away, but you can’t. But it also neatly sums up a truth about Microsoft: Say what you will about the company, a meaningful chunk of the company’s success has always stemmed from the skill with which it caters to developers, developers, developers, developers….
13. Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, although he says he never uttered these words:
Googleosity: 267,000
Quote type: Apparently apocryphal boneheaded miscalculation.
Circumstances of its origin: Gates is usually said to have made the claim that the IBM PC’s 640K of RAM was sufficient at a 1981 microcomputer trade show, although reports of the now-famous lapse in foresight only seem to date back to the early 1990s. Gates, however steadfastly denies that he ever thought or said any such thing:
I’ve said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved in computers would ever say that a certain amount of memory is enough for all time.
Until someone comes up with evidence—any evidence at all–that Gates said it, I consider him innocent. Although, as this excellent blog post points out, Gates has twice said that he was surprised by how quickly 640K proved to be an inadequate amount 0f memory.
Why it’s notable: The quote may be fabricated, but it’s also referenced incessantly–sometimes to make points about tech, and sometimes just to mock Bill Gates. And even if it’s fictitious, it contains a greater truth–the computer industry is constantly misjudging the shelf lives of the technologies it sells us.
i12. Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, to Pepsi CEO John Sculley:
Googleosity: 300,000
Quote type: Edgy job interview question.
Circumstances of origin: Jobs posed the query to Sculley while attempting to convince him to leave Pepsi and join Apple as CEO. (The Apple founder came to regret the hire, of course: Sculley ultimately ousted him.)
Why it’s notable: Because it’s such a classic Steve Jobsism–brusque, inspiring, ambitious, pushy, and ultimately convincing.
11. Steve Jobs, founder of Apple:
Googleosity: 779,000
Quote type: Kabuki-like catchphrase used by Jobs before final announcement–often a biggie–at Macword Expo keynotes and other product rollouts.
Circumstances of origin: I’m not sure when he started using it–I’d like to think that footage will surface of him unveiling, say, the Apple III as “one more thing”–but it was already an in-joke by the time of the 1998 event that introduced the first iMac.
Why it’s notable: It’s synonymous with Jobs’ peerless sense of showmanship. If there was ever a time when “One more thing” startled anyone, it ended long ago–the bigger surprise was when he didn’t use it before announcing the first iPhone in 2007. And his most recent use of the phrase at September’s music event prompted a surprisingly blasé response.
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November 9th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
How about Bill Gates' "That must be why we're not shipping Windows 98 yet"?
November 10th, 2009 at 1:31 am
Steve Ballmer: “There’s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance."
November 10th, 2009 at 2:44 am
"If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it's worth — and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago."
Steve Jobs, As quoted in Fortune (1996-02-19)
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs
And, what nobody's noticed is that he's doing exactly this.
November 20th, 2011 at 3:48 am
Exactly!
November 10th, 2009 at 5:48 am
You have no chance to survive make your time.
… sorry I can never resist. Move zig.
November 10th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Thank you for posting more than one quote per page! Nice post overall.
November 10th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
And there’s always the classic, “What do you mean this computer is late? It’s five years ahead of its time!”
November 10th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
“There is no reason for any individual to have a computer at home” LOL Ken Olsen is really eating his words. Forget the home, people have computers in their pockets.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
October 6, 1997: “And at the Gartner Symposium and ITxpo97 here today, the CEO of competitor Dell Computer added his voice to the chorus when asked what could be done to fix the Mac maker. His solution was a drastic one.
“What would I do? I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders,” Michael Dell said before a crowd of several thousand IT executives. “
November 11th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Bill Gates: “No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer.” it may have been said in the early 1970s
November 11th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
@Thomas
That quote is often attributed to Bill Gates, but I’ve heard that he never really said it.
Could be wrong though.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
And I, for one, welcome our new insect [or insert technology here] overlords
as quoted from the Simpsons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Space_Homer
November 16th, 2009 at 12:34 am
Re: "You've got mail." In documenting this clearly memorable tech phrase, you really should have noted it's poor grammer. It has trained a generation in bad English. If you expand the contraction "You've" you get "You have got mail." There's no need for the "got" — it's redundant. The simple statement "You have mail." is all that's needed — and could have been delivered with the same excited intonation for the same effect.
March 25th, 2011 at 5:26 pm
Ah ah, it's not "grammer", it's "grammAr" 😉 !
November 16th, 2009 at 11:19 am
The infamous John C. Dvorak quote: “The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a ‘mouse’. There is no evidence that people want to use these things. I dont want one of these new fangled devices.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dvorak#Quotes
November 18th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I really, really like this article. Excellent work, Harry. One of your best, freshest Technologizer pieces yet!
November 20th, 2009 at 7:58 am
Of course, lost in all this idiotic “Jobs was right!” hurrah-nonsense is the fact that at the time, Jobs pooh-poohed the Macintosh efforts in favor of his own Lisa.
Which did not ship.
July 21st, 2010 at 9:04 am
Did not ship? Check the facts. I still say I had a "mouse interface" 2 years before everybody else. Yes – it did cost me 32,000 Deutsch Marks in 1983 but I loved it. (Some would say I had to.)
The software was amazing and BTW – when I sold it in 1986 I had made all my money back. A week later and now in California, I bought a Mac Plus for $2,500…
November 24th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I think the best Bill Gates quote is “I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all time.”
It is the opening sentence of the foreword to the “OS/2 Programmers Guide”.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I can’t believe you missed Charles Wright’s summing-up of the Amiga computer in some computer magazine review many, many years ago: “Adults don’t need colour.”
This at a time when the world was filled with 8-bit, monochrome “IBM-compatibles”!
November 27th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
@Michael Peck, while the Apple Lisa was a commercial failure it most assuredly did ship. I passed on taking a job at a school district in 1984 with one of the jewels dangled in front of me the fact that they’d recently bought a Lisa to use for attendance projections.
April 4th, 2010 at 9:24 am
@Michael Peck: you’re wrong on every count. Not only did the Apple Lisa most certainly ship, but you are also way off the mark regarding Jobs’ attitude toward the Mac. He was the biggest Mac proponent at Apple from pretty much day 1 (read something like Andy Hertzfeld’s “Revolution in the Valley” to uncross your wires on this issue). To be honest I don’t know how you managed to cram so much misinformation into such a small post. Can I say “You’ve got fail”?
June 1st, 2010 at 3:55 pm
For me, the best tech comment ever was by Walter Cronkite. In his TV series “The Twentieth Century” he visited the Jet Propulsion Labs in California. There the programmers, as a technology demonstration, had programmed an early computer- probably a PDP 8, to play a video game that resembled “Asteroids”. This was at a time when most people interfaced with their computer through a deck of punched cards. Cronkite looked at the row of refrigerator-sized computers running the game and speculated “Who knows, maybe some day we’ll have games like this in our own homes.”
At the time, I thought he was crazy. Nothing that cool could ever happen.
June 2nd, 2010 at 10:26 pm
It was Jobs who said 64K was enough and he said it about the Macintosh.
July 25th, 2010 at 6:44 am
“One more thing” isn’t Jobs’ own phrase; he’s just quoting (perhaps mis-quoting) Columbo, who always used to pull that trick on suspects.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:12 am
Columbo: Oh, just one more thing…
August 2nd, 2010 at 4:10 pm
“Linux is a cancer” – Steve Balmer 2001
September 6th, 2010 at 10:48 am
Proof of Bill Gates "640k" comment is in the recordings of a speech he gave at Waterloo University (Ontario Canada) in the late 80's or early 90's. These recordings are available out there.
September 8th, 2010 at 9:43 am
Speaking of Ken Olsen's forthrightness, I remember a front-page story in a trade weekly, maybe ten years ago, which quoted him to the effect that DEC's financial difficulties were a good thing, becouse they provided an opportunity to "get rid of the riff-raff".
December 21st, 2010 at 12:31 pm
“PC Load Letter”
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:17 am
“nothing would please me more than to be able to hire ten programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software.”
Well Gates got it half right … hired more than ten programmers and then deluged the market with bug ridden crappy software!
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:22 am
Gates is usually said to have made the claim that the IBM PC’s 640K of RAM was sufficient at a 1981 microcomputer trade show,
What was completely retarded about how they implemented this was that the USER portion was BEFORE the Operating system instead of the other way around.
Because of this massive stupidity we had to have memory “go arounds” for years with expanded memory and extended memory in the mix.
It was horrible. I hated programming in the early DOS days. Unix was so far superior that there wasn’t even a notable chart worthy comparison; but the “best” does not always win!
March 25th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
What about the Little Britain meme "The computer says 'No'!" ?
May 21st, 2011 at 8:01 am
I find that everything has its variety and everything goes according to consumer taste
June 2nd, 2011 at 5:53 pm
What about "My Name Is Macintosh?"
June 15th, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Interesting quotes.
July 21st, 2011 at 8:14 am
"I just think he and Microsoft are a bit narrow. He'd be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger." Jobs on Gates / MS
July 29th, 2011 at 12:29 am
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons"; popular mechanics, 1949
August 19th, 2011 at 10:43 am
Many moons ago, I was using a beta for AppleLink Personal Edition, which I think eventually became AOL. The You've got mail sound was in a very young child's voice. Very cute. I know I looked thru old floppies once, trying to find that sound, but couldn't. Maybe I can use The Google to try to find it on the interwebs.
August 26th, 2011 at 8:29 am
"No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame." Rob Malda, on the iPod at its release in 2001.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Actually the "One more thing…" quote is another thing Steve stole or (innovated) as his followers would put it. There was a famous glass-eyed italian-american police detective that was using the phrase a long time before mr Jobs. The actor playing that detective died a little over 2 months ago. http://youtu.be/biW9BbWJtQU?t=17s http://youtu.be/pZiv8vkxMac?t=2m18s http://youtu.be/qRHy3RL54sI
September 12th, 2011 at 11:46 am
"Have you got a prediction for us, UNIVAC?"
— Walter Cronkite, November 4th, 1952. UNIVAC most assuredly did: it predicted that Dwight D. Eisenhower would get 438 electoral votes and Adlai Stevenson would get only 93. CBS found this so implausible that UNIVAC's prediction did not air live. Hours later the numbers were reported — but not until after what pollsters had forecast as a very tight race turned into an Eisenhower landslide, with the official count being 442 electoral votes for Ike, 92 for Stevenson.
October 20th, 2011 at 6:24 pm
This is an affecting point of view on this topic. I am happy you shared your ideas and I find myself agreeing.
November 8th, 2011 at 6:55 am
If you make a technology statement today, you should expect that ten years from now, people will be laughing at you.
November 8th, 2011 at 6:57 am
Funny how we had computers with slots that were the size of refrigerators and had graphics that were so pathetic that it required a vivid imagination to play them.
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November 14th, 2011 at 10:45 pm
My favorite “oops, I wish I never said that” quote is Michael Dell’s “shut it down and give the money back to shareholders” advice to Apple. Of course, this was circa 1997 when Apple was in quite dire straits.
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November 17th, 2011 at 8:07 am
Some great and funny quotes there, many things we say come back to haunt us eventually
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December 9th, 2011 at 3:28 pm
I am in closer agreement with you than Robert
"You have mail" would be true if you haven't deleted all the mail you have ever received. You still have some.
"You've got mail" means mail has arrived – informing you that you have received mail since the last time you looked.
December 14th, 2011 at 12:16 pm
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December 14th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
An then there is this Quote: "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons"
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