Here’s the most logical Microsoft T-shirt design of ’em all: one featuring a rousing Blue Screen of Death from the Windows 95 era, when BSODs were still new, fresh, and exciting. (Why, when I was a boy we looked forward to getting them.) Too bad it’s not actually from Microsoft–it’s really offered by Errorwear, the admirable company whose entire business consists of selling shirts with famous error messages on them.

No word yet on whether the fashion gurus of Redmond will release additional Softwear–upgrades, if you will–but if you’ve got any ideas, I’d love to hear them. Me, I think they should come out with a Microsoft Bob one…