I’m not sure whether there was ever a time when Bill Gates was actively ashamed of his 1975 arrest in Albuquerque for speeding and driving without a license. These days, Microsoft seems to be doing its darndest to turn Bill’s arrest photos into a cultural touchstone to rival Nick Nolte’s mugshot. First, they had a cameo in the infamous Seinfeld-churro TV spot. And now you can put them on your chest, if you so choose.