Bling-Bling Prison

Back in the early 1990s, an innocent Game Boy had his insides senselessly ripped out and placed inside a solid 18k gold shell. Then it was savagely encrusted with diamonds and placed in a dark, padded box.  To add insult to injury, it’s never even been played. Unfortunately, it will take $29,500 to free the Golden Boy from his prison. Anybody want to chip in?