Mouse Trouble: 20 Weird Pointing Device Patents
A mouse made of gold. A mouse that tells time. A mouse shaped like Mickey. And seventeen other interesting ideas that didn't pan out.Posted by Harry McCracken | Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Programmable computer pointing device
If Timex invents a mouse, you can be sure of one thing: It will tell you what time it is. This is a mouse patented by Timex. But it does far more than tell time. It uses its ten buttons and LCD to double as a PDA, storing addresses, phone numbers, and appointments and syncing them with your PC. I’m assuming that it also took a licking and kept on ticking.
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August 6th, 2009 at 9:57 am[…] Original 1967 mouse patent? Check. Crazy virtual reality input methods? Ditto. In addition to abandoned pyramid-shaped and Timex clock mice, highlights include a mouse that has a telephone built into it, and another that’s built-into a telephone. [Technologizer] […]
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August 6th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Number 4 is very similar to a Logitech that was out a few years ago.
Very comfy, but unfortunately very heavy…
May 17th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
although it seems uncomfortable i have a microsoft mouse that looks like it, and is very comfortable, but it has "sinkers". So you have the option to make it lighter or heavier.
August 6th, 2009 at 8:53 am
What a cool collection of wacky mice. The Tweety Pie one is particularly disturbing.
August 6th, 2009 at 9:21 am
#5 looks like it might be useful for a gamer.
August 6th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Actually No.4 is very similar to my Logitech’s Cordless Optical Trackman, though actually it is a trackball the ergonomics and look are quite close.
August 6th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Why is this article split up over 24 pages?
August 6th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
24 pages!? Well, I use autopager and adblock, so nerr nerr.
August 6th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Number 14 looks like it would be held like a phaser a la Star Trek. The trackball and buttons look like they may be a tad bit further forward than an average person’s thumb and fingers could reach comfortably. I’m just wondering how it tracks movement. Maybe this is the next iteration of the Wii-mote? 😛
August 6th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I’m with Natrix. Would it kill you guys to provide a print view link so I can see everything on one page.
August 6th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I’ve said this before and will say it again, but we cheerfully welcome visitors to this site who use ad blockers or tools like AutoPage; my blood doesn’t boil in the least to know you’re here. (We don’t need everyone to be exposed to ads–just enough people to make the site viable.) I’m also sorry if you don’t like clicking on slide shows, but one note: In response to past gripes, we tweaked the format so it’s possible on screens with decent resolution to see see everything and click ahead without having to scroll. I know that won’t make everybody happy, but as with all content on the Web, it’s up to you guys to decide whether the content is worth the effort…and if you don’t think it is, we’ll quickly go out of business…
–Harry
August 6th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Number 9 is similar to whats used on the PS3 Controller Keyboard – the keys double as a trackpad!
August 6th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen and used a mouse that was exactly like #12. Shaped like a pointy mouse, with purple ears. I presume it was part of some sort of kid-friendly interface, perhaps for an educational game.
August 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I actually found a mouse that looked exactly like the one pictured in slide 13. It was lying out on the sidewalk near where I live. It did not have any Disney branding. The base was beige and its two buttons were blue and orange. I really liked the two big buttons. So I took it home and kept meaning to hook it up. But by that point I had become so addicted to the scroll wheel which this mouse lacked that I couldn’t bring myself to give it a go.
August 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Need a way to show this all on one page. Stopped reading when I couldn’t find “print” or “one-page” view button.
August 6th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Number 15 appears to be a high precision mouse; the recirculating ball bearing system is similar to that in a steering wheel column, providing a bearing surface with no “play”.
August 6th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
HeartBurnKid Says:
August 6th, 2009 at 9:21 am
#5 looks like it might be useful for a gamer.
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It is. It just doesn’t have a track ball on the bottom.
It’s programmable and lets people who like to use a keyboard to play games avoid getting their fingers on other keys and find themselves on the wrong end of a rail gun.
August 6th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Disney did make and sell a mouse shaped like Mickey. I received one as a birthday gift, and I still have it.
August 6th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
A guy I used to game with was deadly accurate with a desktop trackball.
Absolute rail-gun wizardry.
August 6th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
The mouse with 16 balls could also be some attempt to get by another patent on mice that could have said something like, “using a rolling ball to measure…” with the argument that “Ours uses 16 balls not one!”
August 6th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I like how on the pyramid mouse at the beginning the user has six fingers.
August 6th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Mr McCracken:
Please provide a premium, paid, ad-free, single-page version. I’d gladly pay $5-$25 annually, perhaps (much) more, up to what I used to pay for cable TV, if that premium service conveyed reciprocal rights on most other sites. But, baby steps first. Opt-in, paid service, please.
Mr Murdoch has one thing right – once someone *professionally* popularizes AdBlock, it might be too late to switch.
cheers,
Tomasz
August 7th, 2009 at 2:37 am
Okay, so here’s a picture of a modern Nissan’s central console. I’ve got a car like this and it looks clearly similar to the final patent (page 24).
http://www.carpages.co.uk/nissan/nissan_images/nissan_primera_console_12_05_04.jpg
“I’m both impressed by the concept and glad it didn’t turn out that way.”
Excluding the trackball, my car also has mounted buttons on the steering wheel for radio/cd and cruise control. I’ve also seen those in other cars. So don’t be glad ’cause in a way it DID turn out that way 😀
August 7th, 2009 at 6:45 am
Hmmm you missed http://www.amazon.co.uk/Toshiba-E-Mouse-mouse-laser-wireless/dp/B000FMRYW0 the pen mouse (or mouse pen) which di actually make it into production.
August 7th, 2009 at 10:59 am
On what planet is #24 anything other than incredibly dangerous? Even with a heads-up display we shouldn’t be paying attention to a cursor while we’re driving.
August 7th, 2009 at 11:03 am
I actually bought a telephone-mouse combo a few years ago from a dollar store (yep, only a buck!), with a PS-2 connection & headset/microphone. It worked, but the mike & speaker that were built into the mouse didn’t work at all – you really needed the headset. Usually had a poor connection with its many plugs.
August 8th, 2009 at 12:25 am
#17: “where’s the rest of him?”
THIS IS VIRTUAL REALITY, MAN.
August 8th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Regarding number 11, Google is your friend. There are plenty of car-shaped mice for sale. They are very popular with gear heads. Do a web search on “camaro mouse” or “mustang mouse”. Just to point out a few examples:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=bl_sr_electronics?ie=UTF8&search-alias=electronics&field-brandtextbin=Road%20Mice
August 11th, 2009 at 9:44 am
I spoke with the inventor of the Pyramid Mouse (#3). He was a bit of a fruit cake. His claim was that even children could use the pyramid mouse since the top of the pyramid was smaller. It was really uncomfortable to use.
Then to demonstrate “pyramid power”, he pulled out this pyramid with a lobbed off top. There was a chunk of butter on the top. He claimed that pyramid power was preserving the butter and made me smell the stinking thing.
August 11th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Number 5 looks just like the Belkin Nostromo SpeedPad N52. Lawsuit anyone?
August 12th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
#6 – I own a mouse almost exactly like that:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00139TVPW/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=304485901&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B0009MWCQ4&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1BJJSXWEAWYKZXTKG0BB
Ergonomically, it’s not the ideal mouse, but it’s not the worst I’ve used. My only gripe with the keypad is that the keys are rather small. Overall, I like it; rather handy with a laptop, if you don’t mind the cord.
I agree about #4 looking like the Trackman as well. I’ve also seen other mice that are very similar, though not with the same button placement; that’s the key to the weirdness of it.
October 26th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I have somewhere in my attic a functional mouse similar to #12 above. It was called the Kidz Mouse, made by Logitech(if I recall correctly,)and came with an educational game. It is small to fit a child’s hands, and the buttons are the mouse’s ears. It actuallyworks very well, and my wife used it for a time because it fit her hands better. However, she stopped using it because it did not have a scroll wheel.
January 7th, 2010 at 6:19 am
Is there a point here (yup a pun) or just a few mouse like pointers that struck the author as amusing? It neither illuminates nor illustrates.
Like most such things it completely misses core UI elements which as much as shapes have transformed the user experience of the mouse pointer.
It also misses the fact that the basic ergonomics and range of devices was in place and understood by 1969 and almost none of the devices shown had anything to do with the formative days of pointers even mouse pointers.
April 20th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
На самом деле отличный блог! Спасибо огромное и… разумеется, пишите еще!
May 7th, 2010 at 7:18 am
Думаю, удачная статья
May 24th, 2010 at 12:34 am
Хорошо написано, спасибо за топик.
April 6th, 2011 at 3:15 pm
"On what planet is #24 anything other than incredibly dangerous? Even with a heads-up display we shouldn't be paying attention to a cursor while we're driving. "
@airship: AMEN!!! My GOD, what next?!?! It's not like we don't already have enough distractions on the road between a society full of ADHD, texting while driving (c'mon folks! They can wait 'til you reach a safe place to reply to them! Or… try the old fashioned way of CALLING and TALKING to them (as long as you have a hands free device that is!)) The last thing we need is yet another gadget that distracts our drivers from what is most important… watching the road and driving.
However, with all that said and ranting off my chest… it does sound like pretty cool technology! ;o)
Shell
– from Tucson Printing
April 30th, 2011 at 1:52 pm
I love innovators! Too bad they all can't be good at what they do.
June 23rd, 2011 at 10:48 am
There are some crazy mouse patents out there. I myself designed the DXT Ergonomic Mouse and spent 3 years looking at mouse patents. Hard work is all i can say!!