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The 15 Top Technologizer Stories of 2009

Don’t look now, but it’s very nearly 2010. Which makes this a good time to recap the most popular articles we published all year long. Here they are, in case you missed any or would like to revisit them. (And congrats to computer archeologist Benj Edwards, who wrote three of the top four.)

1. 15 Classic PC Design Mistakes: Benj critiques vintage PCs, from the era’s masterpieces (the Apple II) to its forgotten curiosities (Mattel’s misbegotten Aquarius.)

2. Atari’s 1984 Touch Tablet: A Retro Unboxing: Benj finds and buys a shrinkwrapped peripheral from the golden age of home PCs, and documents the experience of unwrapping and installing it.

3. Commodore 64 vs. the iPhone 3GS: The most detailed comparison of a really old computer and a really neat phone you’re likely to see.

4 15 Classic Game Console Design Mistakes: Benj follows up his PC mistakes piece with one about regrettable game console “features.” (I like the Nintendo Entertainment System’s dreaded “blinkies.”)

5. Hey, Lauren! Is Apple’s 17-Inch MacBook Pro Expensive?: Inspired by a new Windows commercial that paints Macs as pricey and excessively hip, I compare the MacBook Pro to a bunch of Windows laptops, spec by spec and feature by feature.

6. Windows 7: Download It if You Dare: I briefly note that the public beta of Microsoft’s OS is available.

7. Mouse Trouble: 20 Weird Pointing Device Patents: Fascinatingly odd pointing devices, including my favorite: the pointy, palm-threatening pyramid mouse.

8. The Secret Origins of Clippy: A look at Microsoft’s multiple attempts to make computing better through animaed onscreen helpers, from Bob to Clippy to a bunch you never knew about.

9. Game Boy Oddities: In celebration of the iconic Nintendo handheld’s twentieth anniversary, Benj Edwards looks at some of its many offbeat examples–from the Game Boy that dispenses nitrous oxide to the one that went to Iraq and back.

10. The Amazing World of Version Numbers: I ruminate on such essential questions as “What’s the highest version number ever?”

11. Your First Look at Nook: A review of Barnes & Noble’s ambitious, feature-filled, and rough-around-the-edges e-reader.

12. Do You Think This is Sony Ericsson’s Answer to the iPhone? Idou!: First photos of a fancy phone that went on to ship as the Satio.

13. Is Gmail Down? Ask Twitter!: It dawns on me that Twitter is a good place to go for answers to real-time questions. (Hey, this was back in February–that’s a decade or two ago in Twitter time.)

14. The Patents of Steve Jobs: We all know about the gadgets Apple’s co-creator worked on that have changed the world. Here are a few that haven’t, from his staircase to…a tablet computer. (Sounds interesting!)

15. The Press Releases of the Damned: Yes, there was a time when the AOL-Time Warner merger, the release of Palm’s Foleo, and the layoff of Circuit City’s most experienced staffers were trumpeted as good news.

Can we draw any lessons from the above stories? Absolutely: The only thing folks like to read about more than the newest tech products are some of the oldest ones. Thanks to everyone who made these pieces hits–and I’ll let you know if any story we publish in the next two weeks squeaks onto the top fifteen for 2009.

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When Bad Things Happen to Good Products

Technology companies are awfully fond of comparing their work to poetry and art. Unlike most poets and artists, though, techies seem incapable of leaving well enough alone.

In fact, the industry’s whole business model depends on rendering last year’s model obsolete and convincing customers to fork over money for something visibly different. True, that strategy often yields worthy products–but it has also been known to prompt “upgrades” that were new but hardly improved.

Herewith, a look at ten disappointing (and sometimes disastrous) updates to formerly winning hardware, software, and services. No, this list doesn’t include the most legendary cruddy upgrades of them all, Windows Me andWindows Vista. (Covering them would have been like shooting operating systems in a barrel.)

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Windows? Laptops? They’ll Never Catch On!

What’s the most wrongheaded conclusion anyone ever came to concerning computers? I covered three of the most legendary ones–“There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home,” “640K should be enough for anybody,” and “I think there is a worldwide market for maybe five computers” in The 25 Most Notable Quotes in Tech History. But there’s no evidence that IBM’s Thomas J. Watson said the first one, Bill Gates staunchly denies saying the second one, and DEC’s Ken Olsen and his defenders contend that the last one is him being taken out of context.

But here are a couple of seriously silly statements that can’t be disowned–because they appeared in columns in the New York Times in the mid-1980s. Both are by the same guy, Erik Sandberg-Diment (who certainly wasn’t always obtuse–he was visionary enough to found ROM, one of the best early magazines about personal computers). Between them, they add up to one of the least accurate takes on the future of computing that I’ve ever read.

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When Families Were Thankful for the Blessing of Computing

Back in the early 1980s, it wasn’t a given that a family needed a home computer–or even that they knew exactly what a home computer was. So ads for PCs and related products made sure to show happy families–sometimes eerily happy families–crowded around the computer, enjoying the heck out of their purchase.

To celebrate the more traditional gathering of families represented by the holiday season we’re entering, vintage tech guru Benj Edwards is back with a gallery of those ads. If you were around back then, you’ll be slightly embarrassed to be reminded of the era. If you weren’t–well, you may just not understand.

View 1980s Home Computer Family Celebration slideshow.

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A 1980s Home Computer Family Celebration

Computers: The Heart of the 1980s Home

Familiar holiday tales tell of a time in the late 19th century when loving families would gather around the hearth to give thanks for their many blessings, sing songs, read Dickens, and roast chestnuts. But by the early 1980s — if you believed computer ads of the day — the home computer had become the center of the traditional nuclear family. Chestnuts  were replaced by joysticks and computer manuals.

With the holidays just around the corner, let’s carefully peel back the fabric of time and examine ten vintage advertisements from a more civilized age when dazed, zombified android families found themselves irresistibly drawn to home PCs.

As you look through these ads, keep this in mind: When was the last time more than two people sat around your computer?

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The 25 Most Notable Quotes in Tech History

The 25 Most Notable Quotes in Tech HistoryIt’s not love, war, or baseball. But over the years some memorable things have been said about technology. Some have been memorably eloquent; others are unforgettably shortsighted, wrongheaded, or just plain weird. Let’s celebrate them, shall we?

A few ground rules for the list that follows: I considered only statements attributable to a specific individual, which ruled out most ad slogans (“Think Different”) and many durable Internet memes (“You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike”). I did, however, include individuals who happened to be fictional, or canine, or inanimate. I also let a couple of quotes slip in that are not strictly speaking about technology, though neither would exist without it–one from 1876, and one from earlier this decade. Sue me.

It’s hard to rank quotes by how notable they are. So I faked it by listing them using an imprecise, unscientific factor I call Googleosity: the number of results Google reports that reference (or riff upon) each quote. (You may quibble with the queries I performed to determine Googleosity, but I tried my best.) Googleosity tends to reward quotes that are not only famous but fun–they’re the ones that people like to allude to, to parody, and to generally weave into blog posts and other online conversation.

We’ll start with the quote with the lowest Googleosity factor, and work our way up from there.

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The 20 Greatest Tech Underdogs of All Time

The 20 Greatest Tech Underdogs of All Time

Rocky. The Chicago Cubs. Charlie Brown. Avis, back when its whole schtick centered on being America’s #2 rental car company. America loves its underdogs–and the technology business has always been home to a disproportionate number of exceptionally lovable underdogs. They may never achieve market leadership, but without them, the tech in our lives would be less interesting, innovative, and inspiring.

So what is an underdog? Merriam-Webster says it’s a “loser or predicted loser in a struggle or contest” or a “a victim of injustice or persecution.” For this list, I’m using a somewhat different, tighter definition. Continue Reading →

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Classic PCs vs. New PCs: Their True Cost

PC FaceoffYou’re familiar with Moore’s law.  You know all about the accelerating pace of information technology.  Regardless, you’re still amazed at how many gigabytes you can fit in your pocket these days.  Remember how your first computer’s entire hard disk only held 20 megabytes? You could accidentally swallow a thousand times as much data now if you weren’t careful.

But how much did that old hard drive cost?  I mean really cost?  Our memories get fuzzy on this point, because the buying power of the U.S. dollar has not remained constant over the years.  Inflation has decreased the value of the dollar, per dollar, continuously for over a century.  That means if you bought an IBM PC for $3,000 in 1981, you were actually spending the equivalent of $7,127.69 in today’s dollars.

Wait..what?  $7,000 for a PC?  Does anybody buy a $7,000 PC these days?  Does anybody even sell a $7,000 desktop PC now?  In our present climate of plentiful sub-$1,000 computers, surely a $7,000 PC must be the most incredible machine ever invented.  But for a business-oriented machine in 1981, that sounded cheap.

To examine this trend, let’s take six classic personal computers from yesteryear–some cheap, some expensive–and see what you could buy today for the same price.  And we’re not talking original retail price here; we’re going to take inflation into account.  For example, the Commodore 64–once considered a low-cost home computer–originally sold for $1,331.62 in 2009 dollars.  Today you can get quite a bit for that much money.  How much?  That’s what we’re going to find out.

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The Plot to Kill Plain Old QWERTY

KeyborgsA couple of months ago, I dug into Google Patents and found some weird, weird pointing device patents. The results became the most popular Technologizer slideshow to date. Where there are mice, there are almost always keyboards–so I recently checked Google Patents for peculiar keyboards, and found an embarrassment of riches.

Most alternative keyboards aim to do away with what I think of as POQ–Plain Old Qwerty, or a keyboard with a standard layout and typical keys. The filings are full of optimistic claims about the benefits to be derived, and the ease with which wildly new keyboards can be learned. But as far as I know, the majority of these designs never got off the drawing board. I wouldn’t trade the completely unmemorable keyboard that came with my HP desktop for any of them–but I’m glad they’re there in Google Patents for rediscovery. And here they are as a Technologizer slideshow.

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Keyborgs! 21 Bizarre Keyboards

KeyborgsIf our ancestors of the late nineteenth century hitched a time-machine ride to 2009, nearly everything about the technology we use would leave them dumbstruck. They would, however, immediately recognize our computer keyboards, nearly all of which work in pretty much the same manner as the ones on Victorian-era typewriters. Which is not to say that a bevy of inventors haven’t tried to improve on standard-issue QWERTY. It’s just that most of their bright ideas go absolutely nowhere. Herewith, a gallery of Google Patents finds, including ones that never got off the drawing board, ones that flopped on arrival, and a few that achieved at least minor success among typists with open minds. Oh, and just for fun, there’s one bizarre keyboard in here that turned out to be bizarrely successful, too.

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