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The Further Adventures of "Fanboy"

I had fun writing about the history of  the word”fanboy”–hey, Technologizer may never have another excuse to publish a 2800-word etymological essay. And I’ve been just as tickled to see the story spark conversation on several other Web sites.

Two posts elsewhere demand a bit of follow-up:

1) Word expert Ben Zimmer (who is, among other things, the New York Times‘ On Language columnist) was nice enough to notice my story. He blogged about something I knew about but didn’t thoroughly investigate: The use of the acronym “FANBOY” as a mnemonic device to remember the coordinating conjunctions For, And, Nor, But, Or, Yet, and So. As he explains, that convention dates to at least 1951–but turns out not to be very useful. He reasonably wonders if there was any “cross-pollination” between the use of FANBOYS and “fanboy.”

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Fanboy!

Technology, in case you hadn’t noticed, is a topic that inspires passion. When people like stuff, they tend to really like it. And many tech enthusiasts have trouble dealing with people whose tastes differ from theirs. Praise a product or company online, and you run the risk of being accused of being a sycophant who suffers from obsessive interest and inappropriate emotional attachment.

Except nobody will use those words. What they’ll call you is a fanboy.

The odds of  the word coming up are highest if the conversation involves Apple and its products, but it’s a handy, all-purpose insult. Consider these snippets of recent conversation on the Web:

“You Apple fanboys keep drinking the Kool-Aid…”

“Wow, listen to all the Android fanboys!”

“I am not some loser fanboy…”

“Sucks to be a Windoze fanboi…”

“Surely with all the fanboy talk of how important the iDiotPhone is, it should be on the list…”

“Big ego, small brain. Typical fanboy!”

“You’re nothing but an Adobe fanboi…”

“Stop being a lousy fanboy who knows nothing but what Stevie tells you.”

“You Apple haters are worse than any Apple fanboy I’ve ever met, and just as stupid.”

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Hey HP, You Now Own These!

With all the ugly legal tussles going on in the phone world, it’s a safe bet that HP is pleased to be picking up a giant portfolio of mobile patents along with Palm, whose acquisition it announced this week. Digging through the riches at Google Patents, I found a lot of Palm patents that didn’t result in PalmPilots–at least not in any obvious way. I’ve assembled some for your viewing pleasure–from the super-ambitious to the merely strange. Wonder if HPalm will make use of any of them?

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The PalmPilots That Never Were

When HP bought Palm on Wednesday, it got itself a powerful mobile operating system, two phones (plus whatever’s in the pipeline), numerous talented people, and a venerable brand. And it also scored fifteen years’ worth of mobile technology patents. Some of them resulted in iconic products. And some of them…well, didn’t. I’m sure Palm leveraged some of the ideas in the patents you’re about to see. But it also protected a bunch of concepts unlike anything that has ever carried the Palm name–so far.

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US Robotics Buys Palm

The press release announcing HP’s acquisition of Palm? You can get that anywhere. I’m fairly sure, however, that Technologizer is the only blog that will bring you the press releasing announcing the first time Palm was bought: fifteen years ago by US Robotics, for an impressive $44 million.

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The True Face of Mario

Everybody knows Mario–Super Mario.  And how: an oft-cited 1991 poll found that more American children recognized Nintendo’s cheerful mascot than they did Mickey Mouse.  Almost two decades later, the famous cartoon plumber, forever clad in blue overalls, regularly stars in blockbuster games for the Wii and DS.

Regarding Mario’s origins, it’s common knowledge among game fans that legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto created him for 1981’s Donkey Kong arcade game. But few know that Nintendo borrowed Mario’s name and Italian heritage from a real man.

That man’s name is Mario Segale, and he’s not a plumber. He’s a wealthy real estate developer in Tukwila, Washington.  Segale unwittingly stepped into video game history by renting out a warehouse that served as Nintendo’s U.S. headquarters in the early 1980s. At that time, a financially struggling Nintendo of America (NOA) was preparing the U.S. launch of Donkey Kong. Legend has it that NOA President Minoru Arakawa noticed physical similarities between Donkey Kong’s short, dark-haired protagonist and the landlord. So the crew at NOA nicknamed the character Mario, and it stuck.

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A PC Pioneer Passes On

Ed Roberts died today in Georgia at the age of 68. The development of the personal computer was too collaborative for any one person to deserve the honor of being the father of the industry…but as I think about it, I can’t think of anyone with a better claim on the title than Roberts. He may not have invented the PC, but he surely invented the PC industry.

Roberts cofounded MITS in Albuquerque in 1969 and served as its president. The company made rocket kits at first, and then calculators, and was struggling when Roberts made the decision to launch the Altair 8800, the first PC to gain any traction. When it appeared on the front cover of Popular Electronics magazine’s January 1975 issue, a couple of young geeks got so excited by the issue they picked up at Harvard Square’s Out of Town News that they wrote a version of the BASIC programming language for it even though they didn’t have an Altair. They relocated to Albuquerque and ended up founding a company to write software for the system. The geeks were Bill Gates and Paul Allen, and they called their company Micro-Soft.

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The Joke Was on Them

If you venture onto the Web at all today, you run the risk of being crushed to death by an avalanche of April Fools’ gags.  Technologizer, however, is a prank-free zone today. Which doesn’t mean we’re ignoring the holiday–we just decided to celebrate it by reveling in art and descriptions that were used to sell practical jokes sixty years ago. As far as I can tell, it was an age when April Fools’ Day happened 365 times a year…

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Fooled You! The Golden Age of Practical Jokes

Devilishly clever tech-related April Fools’ pranks? Sorry, we’re abstaining from pulling the wool over anyone’s eyes this year–you’ll need to look elsewhere. Frankly, the golden age of practical jokes in America was decades ago–and its epicenter was the Johnson-Smith Catalog, an amazing compendium with hundreds of pages of jokes, tricks, novelties, and just plain weird stuff. Here’s a sampling of items from the 1950 edition. Betcha all the items in here saw heavy use exactly sixty years ago today…

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Albatross Face-Off: Microsoft Bob vs. the Apple Cube

I promise we’ll stop commemorating the 15th anniversary of Microsoft Bob after today–and today is the anniversary of the app’s formal release–but bear with me for one last item. Bob’s great significance isn’t as a piece of software–it’s as an albatross around Microsoft’s corporate neck. Just about everyone who wants to take a swipe at a new Microsoft product finds it expedient to compare the item in question to Bob. And in that respect, it’s eerily similar to another product released five years later: Apple’s G4 Cube. Like Bob, the Cube was launched with immense fanfare but sold poorly and died after a year. And it, too, is an albatross–one that will live forever as the product people bring up when they want to predict that a new Apple offering is going to be a dud.

After the jump, a quick comparison of these unexpected soulmates, in the form of a T-Grid.

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